Hand turned and lavishly finished, Jildos are as beautiful as glass and safer; they are virtually indestructable.  Each comes with a coordinating sheathe to protect your jildo or highlight it at your bedside.

Safer than glass, wood dildos have been around for millenia.  Check out our Dildo Lore page.  We use certified food-safe finishes to ensure your jildo is beautiful, safe, and easily disinfectable.

Jildos are guaranteed safe; they are smooth like glass and finished with multiple coats of a food-safe substance.  They are safe with all personal lubricants and disinfectable.

Jildos are made of woods from plentiful domestic forests farmed here in the heartland of America; and from forests all over the world which adhere to renewable, non-invasive guidelines.  Jildos are created by Jilda with the help of a handful of artists and craftspeople, working from their homes and shops.  We feel good being green.

Jildos are guaranteed for your pleasure or your money back, 100%.  We can't imagine why you wouldn't like your jildo, but if you are dissatisfied for any reason, return it at our expense.  (A returned jildo would never be resold -- we would burn at our weekly bonfire -- but we haven't had a return yet).